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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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