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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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