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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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