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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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