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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Teddy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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