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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Charlie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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