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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Alfie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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