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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Smeagol eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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