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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Voldemort eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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