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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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