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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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