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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Kirk eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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