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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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