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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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