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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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