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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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