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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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