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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Roxy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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