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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Roxy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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