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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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