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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Piper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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