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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Piper eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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