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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dixie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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