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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dixie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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