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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dixie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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