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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Minnie eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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