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Pet death
My
son
had their beloved pet
canary 🦜
Minnie
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a lion 🦁
a tiger 🐯
a venomous snake 🐍
a bear 🐻
a pufferfish 🐡
a turkey 🦃
an ostrich 🐦
a hippo 🦛
a cow 🐮
a wild boar 🐗
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