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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Minnie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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