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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Geoffrey eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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