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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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