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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Maya eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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