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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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