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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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