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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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