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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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