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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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