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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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