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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rocky eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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