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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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