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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Yoda eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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