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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Yoda eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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