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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Yoda eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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