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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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