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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Murphy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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