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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Murphy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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