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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Thor eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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