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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Loki eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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