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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Widget eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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