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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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