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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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