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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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