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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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