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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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