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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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