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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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