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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Snort eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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