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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ziggy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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