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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ziggy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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