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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ziggy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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