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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ziggy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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