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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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