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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Bilbo eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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