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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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