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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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