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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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