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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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