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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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