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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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