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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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