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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Toby eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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