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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Buddy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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