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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Buddy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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